I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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