like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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