we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
sarcasm needs its own font
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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