After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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