You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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