I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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