i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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