He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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