No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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