the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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