Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize