Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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