why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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