Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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