youre lurking in front of me
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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