I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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