Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I can text with my tongue
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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