i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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