I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
COCAINE IS GR8
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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