I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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