Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
And then he peed in my hair
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