We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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