I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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