The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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