My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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