That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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