Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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