No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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