We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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