Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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