if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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