I CAN MOONWALK!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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