You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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