Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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