Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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