Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...