So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.