Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)