I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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