are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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