talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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