yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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