I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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