so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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my poor anus
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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