haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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