I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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