Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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