I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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