my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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