That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Don't make out with my wife yet
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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