Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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