i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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