Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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