32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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