This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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