i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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