The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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