planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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