I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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