I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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